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Give us any chance, we'll take it. 
Give us any rule, we'll break it.
We're gonna make our dreams come true. 
Doin' it our way. 

Nothin's gonna turn us back now, 
Straight ahead and on the track now. 
We're gonna make our dreams come true, 
Doin' it our way. 

There is nothing we won't try, 
Never heard the word impossible. 
This time there's no stopping us. 
We're gonna do it. 

On your mark, get set, and go now, 
Got a dream and we just know now, 
We're gonna make our dream come true. 

And we'll do it our way, yes our way. 
Make all our dreams come true, 
And do it our way, yes our way, 
Make all our dreams come true 
For me and you.

For all the times I have said, I wish my life was a 70's Saturday morning.

The best animated series that is never remembered as a series.

Love, exciting and new.
Come Aboard. We're expecting you. 
Love, life's sweetest reward. 
Let it flow, it floats back to you. 

Love Boat soon will be making another run.
The Love Boat promises something for everyone.
Set a course for adventure, 
Your mind on a new romance. 

Love won't hurt anymore.
It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
Welcome aboard it's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

Come and knock on our door.
We've been waiting for you.
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his, 
Three's company too. 

Come and dance on on our floor.
Take a step that is new.
We've a loveable space that needs your face, 
Three's company too. 

You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you.
Down at our rendez-vous, 
Three's company, too!