"Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster."
What else needs to be said... oh, except for Bigfoot, The Death Probe, The Bionic Woman, and Oscar Goldman... I'm drowning in nostalgic bliss.